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These Gen Z kids are amazing.
I asked an intern to bring me 50 blank sheets of paper for the photocopier.
When she came back… they were warm.
Turns out, instead of counting them, she programmed the photocopier to print 50 blank sheets.
Brilliant!
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When I look at my children, I have two thoughts:
I have never loved anything as much as I love them.
Never in my life have I looked forward with such excitement to 8:30 PM arriving.
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Toilet paper goes in the toilet, and I'm not going to discuss it with anyone. Having a trash can in the bathroom is unhygienic.
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Serious question, does there really exist people who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone? Or am I the only weird one here?
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How to recognize a video gamer in their thirties:
Motion blur is the first thing they disable in settings 🎮
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Yesterday I saw a little girl drop her ice cream in the parking lot.
Total meltdown.
Her father didn't rush to fix it.
He didn't try to solve it.
He didn't try to distract her.
He simply sat down on the hot asphalt next to her and said:
"That really sucks, doesn't it?"
They sat there for a whole minute.
She was crying.
And he was sad with her.
Then he took her hand and said:
"Should we go home?"
I've been thinking about that all day.
Maybe the best thing you can offer someone isn't a solution.
Maybe the best thing you can offer is simply your presence.
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It bothers me that Google knows:
where I live,
my Wi-Fi password,
my entire browsing history
and practically all my interests…
but after 20 years it still asks me:
"Confirm that you're not a robot."
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My wife and I met a very nice couple in their mid-thirties.
The husband earns 78,000 euros per year and the wife earns 25,000 euros per year working part-time.
They have two children and spend 1,500 euros per month on daycare.
The rent is 2,500 euros per month and their debt of 95,000 euros costs them approximately 1,900 euros per month.
They live paycheck to paycheck and feel trapped.
What should they do first?
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Requesting a loan of 50,000 euros to pay for an 8-hour wedding seems crazy to me.
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When my son is ready to buy a house,
we will lend him all the purchase money.
He will make monthly payments to us.
30-year mortgage at 0% interest.
Thanks to Mom and Dad Bank
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SP500: Who Really Owns It?
1980: The richest 1% owned 24% of stocks.
1990: The richest 1% owned 30% of stocks.
2000: The richest 1% owned 40% of stocks.
2010: The richest 1% owned 50% of stocks.
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How am I supposed to pay?
€1,600 rent
€250 electricity
€110 water
€280 internet
Car insurance €130
EVERY MONTH
while I earn less than €20 per hour…
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There are cannibal tribes in the Amazon that have never had contact with civilization and are being filmed from helicopters.
They still use very basic tools, such as bows and arrows.
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One time I broke up with a girl who reacted by telling me "it's going to be very EASY for me to find someone better than you" and I replied autistically "?? ok obviously you should do that"
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Remember this: nobody loves you like your maternal grandmother, the most sincere and pure love.
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I can't edit images or predict future cryptocurrency prices. However, I can help you:
1. **Analyze historical data** - Look at Ethereum's past performance trends
2. **Understand factors** - Consider technology adoption, market conditions, and regulatory changes
3. **Learn forecasting methods** - Explore technical and fundamental analysis approaches
4. **Research expert predictions** - Check reports from analysts (though they often vary widely)
Any 10-year price prediction would be highly speculative. Cryptocurrency markets are volatile and influenced by many unpredictable factors like technolo
ETH-1,26%
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COMPUTER! SHOW ME JOBS!
Scam
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Senior Position
Eternal Offer
AI Startup
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People across Europe have started marking euro coins with the Bitcoin symbol 🔥
I'm sorry, but I don't know anyone who does that.
BTC-0,91%
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TOP 1 Bitcoin holder since 2010
👤 2010 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2011 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2012 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2013 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2014 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2015 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2016 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2017 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2018 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2019 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2020 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2021 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2022 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2023 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BTC
👤 2024 → Satoshi Nakamoto → 1.1M BT
BTC-0,91%
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Look at the difference between generations…
Your parents at 25:
Married
Own home
2 kids
Stable career
You at 25:
Trying to survive…
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