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Be honest, how do you feel about Ethereum

Michael Saylor says rehypothecation is “holding the price of Bitcoin back” and once that stops “whoever sold it short will have to buy it back and drive the price to the moon.”

🚨Strategy’s next Bitcoin purchase announcement will most likely rank as one of their top 10 acquisitions of all time.

HOURS OF OPERATION 9:30 AM - 4 PM 😂

The S&P 500 closed at 7,126.06 for the day, a new all time high. Are the bears still alive?

Be honest, how do you feel about this stock?

JUST IN: Michael Saylor’s Strategy announces intentions to offer bi-monthly dividends for $STRC payments which will allow for more price stability and better Bitcoin acquisitions on a month to month basis.

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT THE DIP YOU ARE A LEGEND 🤝

HOLY GOD CANDLE $MSTR

Update: The Strait of Hormuz has been officially declared open— no vessels have been seen passing yet.
Source: Marine Traffic

JUST IN: $77,000 Bitcoin

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz has been declared open for commercial vessels.
- The Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic of Iran

THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN
BITCOIN IS PUMPING. BUCKLE UP.

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz is declared open for commercial vessels.
- The Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic of Iran

JUST IN: Strategy’s $60 billion in Bitcoin holdings are now in profit again.
Bears are in absolute tears.
Current Bitcoin Price: $75,800 🚀