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The S&P 500 closed at 7,126.06 for the day, a new all time high. Are the bears still alive?

Be honest, how do you feel about this stock?

JUST IN: Michael Saylor’s Strategy announces intentions to offer bi-monthly dividends for $STRC payments which will allow for more price stability and better Bitcoin acquisitions on a month to month basis.

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT THE DIP YOU ARE A LEGEND 🤝

HOLY GOD CANDLE $MSTR

Update: The Strait of Hormuz has been officially declared open— no vessels have been seen passing yet.
Source: Marine Traffic

JUST IN: $77,000 Bitcoin

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz has been declared open for commercial vessels.
- The Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic of Iran

THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN
BITCOIN IS PUMPING. BUCKLE UP.

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz is declared open for commercial vessels.
- The Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic of Iran

JUST IN: Strategy’s $60 billion in Bitcoin holdings are now in profit again.
Bears are in absolute tears.
Current Bitcoin Price: $75,800 🚀

“The stock market and a 401(k) are set up for losers. You want to be a loser? Get a 401(k).”
- Robert Kiyosaki

BITCOIN IS SLOWLY CREEPING BACK UP — WHOSE READY TO RUN IT BACK TO ALL TIME HIGHS 👀

JUST IN: Elon Musk says “AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.”

Michael Saylor’s $STRC has done nearly $25 billion in volume since its launch 8 months ago.