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🇨🇳 JUST IN: China just took the lead for the first time in modern history. The AI race isn't being won in headlines. It's being won in research budgets.

The $ETH floor keeps rising. The ceiling is still $4,900...
Which one breaks first in 2026?

$5 trillion on AI data centres by 2030. Baseline scenario, not even the bull case. That's the "everything goes according to plan" case. Truly insane

Funny how the dollar's biggest comeback story is being written on Ethereum

someone care to explain 😭

We didn't have a housing crisis in 2008...we had a preview. Get ready.

GM guys! Have an amazing day 🙌🏻

imagine not being irrationally bullish on Bitcoin after this

⚡️ BTC: Imagine being a full grown adult and thinking we are heading to $40,000... not gonna make it.

Rate my lunch?

It's 2029. Claude tells you you're using too much brain tokens this month. You can either pay $19.99 or let them delete your childhood memories during off-peak hours.

POV: It's 2029. You got a notification this morning, your thoughts exceeded the free tier. You have until Friday to either upgrade or reduce your cognitive load.
The recommended plan includes guided forgetting and a complimentary lobotomy during off-peak hours.

Warren Buffett looked at AI, Web3, the metaverse, and quantum computing, and said "nah I'm good, keep the Times New Roman."

32% of ETH is staked. Locked. Earning yield. Not for sale at any price on your screen.
The float keeps shrinking. The ETFs keep buying.

11 guys in a Discord channel are outproducing all of Anthropic, OnlyFans, and Jane Street combined

GM guys!
Just bought tickets to Seoul for Korean Blockchain Week #KBW2026
Cannot wait to be back... who else is going?

Sometimes, some of the best trades are the most unexpected...