【🤡 Crypto Community's Collective Self-Mockery: Rich? Nah. A Tribute to Every Wage Earner!】
From billionaire rankings to McDonald's counter, CZ's one-liner captures the humor of the circle. "Rich? Nah" pays tribute to every coin holder who makes a comeback against adversity. The most grounded red-capped bald guy, backed by the violent momentum of the dog-head foundation—if you miss the first wave of returns, there's no second chance!
#富个鸟啊 BSC #MEME

X introduces a dislike button
We commonly call it "踩一踩" (step on it)
A throwback to MySpace in 2008

#IranConfirmsLarijaniAssassinated
The crypto market no longer moves in isolation. Over the past few years, it has become deeply connected to global geopolitics, macroeconomics, regulation, emerging market adoption, and new blockchain infrastructure. Anyone trying to understand digital assets today without looking at these larger forces is operating with an incomplete model of the market.
One of the most underestimated drivers of crypto volatility is geopolitical risk. In the early years, Bitcoin was often described as something that existed outside the political system, but real market behavi

Today's Analysis for March 18, 2026
BTC Analysis$BTC
1. Afternoon trend: Sideways market
2. Current trend: Price has fallen below the 1-hour Bollinger Band midline and below MA5, entering a consolidation phase
3. Resistance levels above: 76,000; short-term minor resistance: 74,900
4. Support levels below: 72,800; short-term minor support: 73,500
ETH Analysis$ETH
1. Afternoon trend: Sideways market
2. Current trend: Price has fallen below the 1-hour Bollinger Band midline and below MA5, with the Bollinger Band upper and lower bands opening and closing
3. Resistance levels abov

The rate decision tonight is NOT the volatility driver
Markets are pricing 99% probability of NO CHANGE
Fed likely holds at 3.5%–3.75%
The rate decision is fully priced in so low surprise risk
The REAL volatility catalyst is @Powell’s tone (hawkish vs dovish)
Markets will react to:
#Inflation concerns (especially #oil spike)
Labor market weakness
Timing of rate cuts
Right now:
Oil shock + inflation risk = hawkish bias
Weak jobs data = dovish counterweight
Result: uncertainty = volatility
Economic projections (DOT PLOT)
This is huge tonight.
Watch for fewer rate cuts in 2026 i.e. hawkish shock

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I begged u to buy #TRUMP - it did 236x
I begged u to buy $PUNCH - it did 94x
I begged u to buy #WHITEWHALE - it did 2500x
I just found another low-cap meme with 100 - 5000x potential Currently trading at 90k mcap
I Will send the CA to those who like, retweet, and comment 'ME'
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#CryptoMarketBouncesBack
The crypto market is once again showing signs of life but this time, the recovery feels more structured, more calculated, and far less emotional than previous rebounds. What we are witnessing in March 2026 is not just a reactionary bounce, but the early formation of a potentially sustainable market phase.
After weeks of uncertainty, Bitcoin reclaiming the $70,000 level has acted as a psychological reset for investors. Confidence is slowly returning, liquidity is re-entering, and market participants are beginning to shift from defensive positioning to strategic accumul

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I lost a selfie from my phone, and this automated image generation has been getting better and better
The social media automation factory is basically done with modifications
Then I'll set up another automation system so I can control it locally and have it auto-post
This looks like it has a decent amount of AI involved 😐

🚨🚨🚨 IRAN JUST FOUND THE ONE WEAPON THAT BREAKS ISRAEL'S ENTIRE DEFENSE SYSTEM. AND IT'S WORKING. 🚨🚨🚨
Iran killed Israel's security chief yesterday.
Ali Larijani — the most powerful man in Iran after the supreme leader was killed at the war's start.
Israel just put a bullet in him.
Iran's response?
Not one missile. Not ten.
A full barrage of cluster munition missiles aimed straight at central Israel.
Let that sink in.
Iran just used the one weapon that cannot be stopped.
💀 HERE IS HOW CLUSTER MUNITIONS WORK:
💀 Iran fires ONE missile from its territory
💀 The missile splits mid-air at 7

The BIST 100 index closed below the red line (13400), signaling that the decline may continue.
Any rallies are assessed as reactions to the downtrend. The 14004 peak will act as resistance on any rally. The cancellation condition is a daily close above 14529.

Midday pullback, steady decline.
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Still very useful
Farmed 130u
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JUST IN: X officially starts rolling out dislike button.

$PI A lot of brothers got baited by the 🐶 whales at this position, sigh. I told you guys to resist the temptation, but you wouldn't listen.

Money comes to me easily.
Money comes to me fast.
When money comes it's large.
When money comes it stays.
I am positioned for the universe's blessings.
Good morning beautiful people. Only really humans can reply.

For those doing aggressive short positions at 2330-2340, bring a break-even stop loss, with 2350 as the hard stop loss. It hit 2349, if it goes up from here, it'll easily get stopped out.