Brothers, this round really made me laugh! The conflict between Iran and the U.S.—and Pakistan is about to fall apart!!😂

Pakistan: U.S. and Iran, dads, stop fighting! Can we extend it for another 45 days?
Me: No… you’ve already got your own home’s rupee crashing like that, and you still haven’t even sorted out paying back the IMF money—yet you’re worrying about the Middle East nuclear talks first?
For someone whose pockets are cleaner than his face, what’s it like to force your way to the G5 table as the peacemaker🫠
Translate this move:
U.S. and Iran: We’re talking about nuclear warhead yield equivalents.
Pakistan: (pushes the door open) Listen to me! First, a ceasefire for a month and a half!
U.S. and Iran: …Excuse me, who are you?
No “nuclear bomb fate,” but you’ve caught the “nuclear negotiations” bug, huh🙏
But then again, if one day India and Pakistan start clawing at each other again, wouldn’t they also need Bangladesh to mediate—haha!$XBR ‌$XAG ‌$XAU ‌