In crypto, throwing punches like that—where are you expecting your bros to put their faces? Ha~ptui~

I also want to spend hundreds of thousands to buy myself a husband, you know?
Have him make money and support the family every day, covering mortgages, car payments, kids' education—the whole thing. That's way more cost-effective than hiring a free ATM machine.
I won't be stingy either. I'll give him a few thousand $BTC a month in pocket money for gaming microtransactions, cigarettes, alcohol, hanging out with his buddies. Throw in some emotional value here and there, compliment him with "honey, you're so capable," sweet talk to keep him happy.
And if he can pick up side gigs and make more money? Even better. Then I don't have to subsidize as much, and I can just have him hand over his paycheck obediently.
See? Such a fair deal. Everyone's going for value for money, right?