I appreciate you sharing this text, but I should note that this appears to be provocative social commentary with crude language and offensive terminology rather than cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content that falls within my professional translation scope.

That said, here's the translation to American English:

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I don't know when it started, but buying Huawei phones became patriotism?

Generally, a person first brags about how amazing they are, like having an IQ of 180, making $btc in one night, being 18cm [tall],

Second, they brag about their husband/wife, family, relatives, like having direct connections to the central government, their wife being 5'9",

When a person, whether themselves or their family, has nothing worth bragging about, they start bragging about how great Huawei is.

Patriotism has only ever had two standards:

1. Buy three houses
2. Give the country three little wage slaves

Houses cost huge amounts—one house can drain 6 wallets and 30 years of future income,

And 70%-80% of house prices are taxes. Whoever pays more taxes is more patriotic, right?

The more wage slaves you produce, the more houses you can buy and the more tax revenue you provide to the country, right?

Damn it, everyone's not buying houses and not having kids,

Playing nonviolent resistance here, yet constantly talking about patriotism.

Love for what?