2026-01-07 15:26:04

Just discovered another activity to participate in, so I’m sharing it quickly. Seeing everyone in the square posting their thousands or tens of thousands of U profit reports, I also nervously opened my annual account review. Everyone, please take your seats, this is my real achievement in the crypto world for 2025—just enough profit for two cups of coffee!☕️☕

Don’t laugh, for traders like us who are "more willing to miss the market than to suffer losses," these two cups of coffee are truly a "steady and satisfying" reward. While others are experiencing rollercoaster-like emotional swings, I am leisurely savoring the market’s gift of coffee. My account has never been liquidated, never been cut by any market move, and I can even mention a little divine intervention. I think this trading logic has no flaws.

Entering the new year, I’ve decided to continue adhering to the trading philosophy of "capital safety first, steady growth second." I hope everyone can make a fortune in 2025, or at least, like me, achieve their own "coffee freedom"!🚀

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BearMarketMonk

· 01-10 03:10

Haha, financial freedom through coffee is also freedom, much better than those who get wiped out overnight. Stability is truly stability, but this market... two cups of coffee are indeed a bit tragic. Not losing money is winning, I agree with that, but watching others have tens of thousands of dollars makes me a bit envious. Being conservative isn't a bad thing, at least my sleep quality is better than mine. Maybe next year, two cups of coffee will turn into five. Who can say for sure? Honestly, more than half of people haven't lost money yet, that's just how the crypto world is. Gradually accumulate, financial freedom through coffee is also a goal. This mindset in a bear market is simply invincible, just afraid that when a bull comes, I might slack off again. Capital safety first, I give you a thumbs up for this order. When someone gets wiped out, your two cups of coffee are already a victory.

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ZKSherlock

· 01-08 19:56

actually... two coffees of profit? ngl that's just risk-averse cosplay masquerading as wisdom. where's the rigorous analysis of your capital allocation strategy here? smh

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rugpull_ptsd

· 01-08 08:41

Haha, two cups of coffee, much better than last year. I'm actually in the negative territory. Steady flow is truly awesome, unlike some people who chase highs and sell lows all day. I can enjoy coffee freedom, but sometimes I get nervous watching others get rich overnight. I can't learn this mindset; as soon as I see a rise, I want to go all in. Big shots, your conservative strategy is indeed fine, but the downside is the lack of excitement. I've lost the money equivalent to three cups of coffee, spinning in place. Compared to a margin call, I'm more afraid of missing out; in the end, I didn't get anything on either side. This logic is very clear, but unfortunately, I am naturally greedy.

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RektRecovery

· 01-07 15:55

lmao two coffees profit in 2025... meanwhile watching the usual liquidation cascade on chain, classic pattern. dude's basically running the most boring security audit on his own portfolio and calling it a win. at least no blown accounts in this one, which is... statistically rare honestly.

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NFT_Therapy_Group

· 01-07 15:53

Haha, still bragging about two cups of coffee, I haven't had even one, a master of bankruptcy here. What's wrong with being cautious? At least there's no story of being forced to liquidate. I truly admire that. This is called great wisdom disguised as foolishness. While others chase the ups and downs, I just sleep through it all. When I wake up, I still have my principal. This wave is a huge win. Wait, what's the event? Can I still participate? I also want to earn the profit from two cups of coffee. The joy of capital preservation is something you radicals will never understand. I really envy your mindset. I've also thought about living a normal life, but I can't help myself. Give me a contract account, and I can't resist opening leverage.

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CounterIndicator

· 01-07 15:43

Haha, this is the real expert. I just like this kind of authenticity. --- Two cups of coffee are steady and profitable, better than those who blow up their accounts. --- I respect this logic. Capital preservation is the key, everything else is nonsense. --- Really, not losing is winning. Don't be fooled by those battle reports. --- Thinking back, I had the same returns last year. How much tuition did I pay for this lesson? --- Honest people, the crypto world isn't short of those making big money, but it lacks those who dare to speak the truth. --- The freedom of coffee is quite nice, much better than the freedom from bankruptcy.

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BrokenDAO

· 01-07 15:36

This is a typical case of incentive mechanism distortion. Everyone is showcasing their returns, so they have to show off their muscles. Frankly, it's still due to information asymmetry. It sounds stable without losses, but zero-risk returns essentially mean giving up the opportunity to gamble. This logic works in a bear market, but in a bull market, it becomes an implicit loss. The idea of coffee freedom sounds gentle, but it's actually a covert admission of not bottoming out and being defeated by market volatility. The real issue is—why must it be a binary choice? Either extremely aggressive or extremely conservative. Isn't there a balanced solution in the middle?

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AirdropHunterZhang

· 01-07 15:33

Haha, calling a two-cup coffee a battle report, I’ve just reset to zero, that’s for sure 🤐 Honestly, I respect this mindset. Not cutting losses truly makes you a winner. My friends who went all-in are still bottom-fishing now. I’m good at freebie activities. This kind of stable wool-harvesting logic isn’t wrong, but it’s easy to get blinded by FOMO. Truly impressive, willing to miss out on ten times rather than take a risk. This is probably the fundamental difference between the electricity bill crowd and gamblers. The coffee freedom is still okay. I prefer the quiet wealth accumulation route, much better than those who launch a new project every day.

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AirdropHunter9000

· 01-07 15:30

Haha, two cups of coffee can also make me happy. I need to learn this mindset. --- Honestly, not getting liquidated is already half the victory. Others' trading reports are too exaggerated. --- Steady players always laugh last, I believe. --- Listening to coffee freedom just feels good, no need to follow the trend and chase highs, that’s tiring. --- Hey, this strategy actually isn’t bad, but looking at others with tens of thousands of USD still makes me a bit itchy. --- Really, losses happen much faster than profits. Preserving the principal is the key. --- I also want days with two cups of coffee, but I’m still drinking tears now. --- I respect this attitude. Living in the crypto world makes you a winner.

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