A Westerner asked me, "Do you believe in Christianity?"


I said, "I don't!"
He then asked, "Why not?"
I said, "When I was a child, I wanted a bicycle. I prayed to Jesus, but nothing happened!"
He sighed and said, "You did it wrong. You should have stolen a bicycle first, and then prayed to Jesus for forgiveness!"
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