#我的币圈搞笑瞬间

The recent crypto market feels like a bucket of cold water, extinguishing the once-burning passion of everyone. I always thought we were in a bull market, but it’s acting like a full-blown bear market. Bull or bear, it’s hard to tell. My account keeps jumping back and forth between “winning enough for a penthouse and models” and “losing so much I have to go back to work.” Staring at my phone all the time is giving me heart problems 💓💔💔. Sometimes I think there’s no need to be so stressed in life. Let’s relax and have a laugh with some crypto jokes 😁😁:

1. Mahjong is China’s traditional blockchain project: four miners in a group, and the first one to collide and find 13 correct hash values gets to write the next block and receive the reward. Immutable, because convincing the other three people would consume too much computing power and energy.

2. I met a crypto friend yesterday and asked him, “With the market tanking lately, how’s your sleep?”
He said, “Not bad, I sleep like a baby!”
I said, “I’m jealous.”
He said, “I sleep for an hour, wake up, then cry for an hour, then sleep another hour, then wake up and cry for another hour.”

3. If you’re a woman and every time your boyfriend says something sweet or promises to buy you something, you immediately record it and send it to all your girlfriends, his friends, classmates, colleagues, and every group chat and Moments—it makes it so he can never deny it. That’s called blockchain.

4. “Sir, I heard you made over a million playing Bitcoin in 2024. How did you do it?”
“I stared at my phone 24 hours a day, went blind, and the insurance company paid out.”

5. How do you describe the crypto market in 2024? Kept buying the dip and averaging down until you became a whale; kept buying the dip until you turned into the project team.

6. The firmest promise in a bear market: “Once I break even, I’ll divorce immediately.” The most passionate vow in a bull market: “If I get stuck in a losing position, I’ll divorce you.”