#我的币圈搞笑瞬间 a moment of joy 😂😂😂

1 A conversation between two big shots in the crypto world A: This crisis has me feeling distressed and restless, have you been sleeping well lately? B: I sleep like a baby. A: That's really enviable! B: Well, I've been crying all night, and I often have incontinence. (wiping tears)

2 The connection between reading and trading cryptocurrencies. Son asks: Dad, why should I read more? Dad replies: If you read, you'll understand what blockchain, cryptography, and decentralization mean when you trade cryptocurrencies... If you don't read, you'll just say: "MMP, it's down again!"

3 A Joke Between Bitcoin and God A young man prayed to God: God, grant me a path to wealth like Bitcoin. The next day, he found a note under his pillow that read "EOS". Decades later, this ragged old man ascended to heaven, and God asked: Didn’t I give you a path to wealth? The old man wept bitterly: Photography ruins three generations, a DSLR ruins a lifetime... (implying failure in trading coins)

4 The contrast between speculation and reality. The big player in crypto speculated and won 5 million. When asked by the reporter: How do you plan to spend it? The big player calmly replied: I will first pay off the money I borrowed in previous years. The reporter asked again: What about the rest? The big player: I'll pay off the rest slowly...

5 In the crypto world, the "motivational" goal of Brother A: I have a small goal, to make 10 million this year! Six months later, Sister B asks: How much of the goal has been achieved? Brother A: Not bad, I'm only 15 million short now.

6 A Conversation Between the Zen Master and the Trader The trader confides in the Zen Master: I feel a lot of pressure every day trading coins, I can't eat well or sleep well... The Zen Master covers his left chest with his right hand and remains silent. The trader presses on: Are you saying to stay true to my original intention and have hope for the future? The Zen Master shakes his head: Stay away from me, I used to trade coins before I became a monk, hearing you say these things makes me feel uneasy...

7 The "romantic" promise in the crypto world: A small investor promises his girlfriend, "Once I'm out of this predicament, we'll get married." The girlfriend silently replies, "This might be the most tactful way to break up."

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