Michael Lewis' new book 'Going Infinite' just dropped the most unhinged memo ever: SBF literally sent his on-and-off girlfriend Caroline Ellison a pros-and-cons list about dating him. The kicker? Under cons, dude wrote: "In a lot of ways, I don't really have a soul."
The full list is unhinged: CONS: No empathy, gets bored easily, claustrophobic, work always comes first, power dynamics (she ran Alameda, his company)
PROS: We like talking, and—this is his exact wording, twice—"I really like f***ing you"
Ellison's response? She sent a 4-page letter pouring her heart out in 2018, worried about how it'd affect their jobs. SBF's memo basically said "yeah but also I might ghost you." Classy.
Fast forward to now: Ellison pleaded guilty to fraud and is testifying against SBF in his criminal trial. Seven charges including wire fraud and money laundering. He's claiming it was all a misunderstanding and blaming everyone else.
When your love language is a spreadsheet of red flags... 💀
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Michael Lewis' new book 'Going Infinite' just dropped the most unhinged memo ever: SBF literally sent his on-and-off girlfriend Caroline Ellison a pros-and-cons list about dating him. The kicker? Under cons, dude wrote: "In a lot of ways, I don't really have a soul."
The full list is unhinged:
CONS: No empathy, gets bored easily, claustrophobic, work always comes first, power dynamics (she ran Alameda, his company)
PROS: We like talking, and—this is his exact wording, twice—"I really like f***ing you"
Ellison's response? She sent a 4-page letter pouring her heart out in 2018, worried about how it'd affect their jobs. SBF's memo basically said "yeah but also I might ghost you." Classy.
Fast forward to now: Ellison pleaded guilty to fraud and is testifying against SBF in his criminal trial. Seven charges including wire fraud and money laundering. He's claiming it was all a misunderstanding and blaming everyone else.
When your love language is a spreadsheet of red flags... 💀