Elon's crew at DOGE? Still pulling off magic tricks nobody's talking about.

The whole operation boils down to two absurdly simple requirements on every federal payment:

• One proper congressional authorization code
• One comment field that actually explains what the money's for

That's literally it. Two boxes to fill.

Yet somehow these tiny checkboxes are quietly shutting down hundreds of billions in straight-up fraud.

No complex algorithms. No fancy blockchain audits. Just basic accountability that should've existed decades ago.

Wild how the simplest fixes expose the biggest problems.