I HODL strong convictions about decentralized systems. I check price charts more often than my email. My portfolio is "diversified" across multiple Layer 2s. I've explained gas fees to at least five people at dinner parties. I own more hardware wallets than pairs of shoes. I've screenshot a transaction confirmation to prove a point online. My browser history is 40% CoinGecko. I know what "wen" and "ser" mean unironically. I can recite seed phrases but forget my mother's birthday. I've tried to convince friends that "it's not gambling, it's investing." I own JPEGs that cost more than my car. I
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