Q: "White balloons pop black balloons, what should the black balloons do?"

A: "Confess with a balloon."
Xiaoming and Xiaohong arranged to meet on the back mountain,
Later, they both got concussions.
Zhuge Liang said: "Wind, blow west."
Wind: "You’re more like a watermelon!"
One day, a crab went out and accidentally bumped into a loach.
The loach said angrily: "Are you blind?!"
The crab said: "No, I’m a crab."
Happiness is a day,
Unhappiness is also a day,
And so,
Two days passed.
Shrimp and clam both scored 100 points,
The teacher asked the shrimp: "Who did you copy from?"
The shrimp said: "I copied from the clam."
The teacher said: "What are you bragging about!"
A woodpecker, tap tap tap tap, tap tap tap tap…
The tree said: "Stop pecking! I’m not sick!"
The woodpecker said: "If you’re not sick, take a few steps?"
When you're feeling down, remember to call me,
I will hang up, to make you feel even worse.
At home, I only dare to boil water to 99°C,
To avoid having two boiling things at the same time.
A street interview: "Ma’am, what do you think haze has brought to your life?"
Ma’am: "It’s a huge impact! First, you need to see clearly, I am your uncle!"
"Cannibals caught a worker, then released him. Do you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because he said working people are too苦~"
If you’re cold,
You can stay in the corner,
Because
The corner has a 90-degree angle.