You ever notice how people with barely $10k sitting in their account suddenly become market experts? They'll be like "$2.7 billion valuations? Yeah, that's totally fair." Meanwhile you ask them what they'd actually do with $50k and they go blank. But somehow they've got all the answers when it comes to nine-figure numbers. The disconnect is wild—like buddy, you can't even manage mid-five figures but you're out here lecturing on mega-cap dynamics. It's peak retail energy.