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Last year witnessed a rather magical story - someone around me got on board with 1500U, and three months later, the account balance turned into 80,000U, with zero Get Liquidated in between.
Don't talk about talent theory. This guy can run out because he listens. He takes all the lessons learned from blood and strictly follows three iron rules.
**First, let's talk about position management.**
Many people start by going all in, getting so excited during the ups that they can't sleep, and during the downs, they stare at the K-line and question life. He split his 1500U into three parts: 500U for short-term trades, touching it at most once a day, and pulling out immediately if it doesn't look right; another 500U dedicated to swing trading, playing dead when there's no trend; and the last 500U is the ballast, remaining unaffected. Last time the market crashed, while others got liquidated, he remained unscathed, thanks to this strategy of splitting his account.
**In other words, securing profits is important.**
The crypto market is mostly just going sideways, and staring at it all day can make you itchy and want to open trades randomly. High fees and false breakouts can cause you to lose money. His strategy is very simple—if there’s no opportunity, act like a blind person; only take action when there’s an opportunity. For any position that has a floating profit of over 20%, you must withdraw a portion first; don’t get emotionally attached to the market. Last week's ZEC movement, he precisely entered and exited at the right moments, pocketing a 30% profit—textbook-level operation.
**Finally, it's emotional isolation.**
Coming here is not for artistic creation, it's to make money. Stop loss at 2% loss, reduce position immediately at 4% profit. At first, he felt uncomfortable executing these rules, but looking back now, each one is a lifesaver.
Yesterday he told me: "Now when watching the market, my heart doesn't even race. If you need to cut losses, then cut losses; if you need to hold positions, then hold positions; just do what needs to be done."
To put it simply, this market is quite fair – the ones who survive are not the smartest, but those who follow the rules. If you are still being led by your emotions, feeling anxious at every fluctuation and dreaming of getting rich every day, sooner or later the market will teach you a lesson; it's just a matter of time.