#MyCryptoFunnyMoment

The Day My Portfolio Betrayed Me In HD 😂💸

If you’ve been in crypto long enough, you know one universal truth:
your funniest story was born from your most painful chart

My moment began like every “I’m a genius trader today” morning. I woke up, checked the charts with full confidence, and convinced myself that BLESS was the next unstoppable rocket. In my head I was already practicing interviews: “Yes, I always believed in this project… long-term vision you know”

I bought in proudly, chest out, diamond hands ready.
Then the chart looked back at me with that silent disrespect traders know too well.
One red candle. Then another. Then a waterfall so brutal it felt personal.

My portfolio didn’t just go down, it evaporated like it owed the market money

But here’s the funny part
While everything was crashing, my brain was still whispering nonsense like
“Relax it’s just a retracement just wait it will recover trust the process”
Meanwhile the chart was giving me the type of humiliation only crypto can deliver

By the end, my entire account was washed clean like it never existed.
I stared at the screen like a character in a tragic comedy, somewhere between laughing and crying because honestly… what else can you do

And that’s when it hit me
Crypto may break your portfolio
But it strengthens your humor
Every loss eventually becomes a legendary story
Every bad entry becomes a meme
Every liquidation becomes free entertainment for others

So here I am sharing my disaster turned comedy because in Web3 we don’t just trade. We collect emotional damage and turn it into content

If you’ve ever been humbled by the market just know
You’re not alone
Your pain is someone else’s laugh
And your funniest moment is probably still loading

Drop your funniest crypto fail below and let’s turn our chaos into comedy together