#我的币圈搞笑瞬间 A moment of joy 😂😂😂

1 A conversation between two crypto big shotsA: This crisis has me feeling distressed and restless, have you been sleeping well lately?B: I sleep like a baby.A: That's really enviable!B: Well, I've been crying all night and often have incontinence. (wiping tears)

2 The Connection Between Reading and Trading Cryptocurrencies Son asks: Dad, why should I read more books? Dad replies: If you read books, you'll know what blockchain, cryptography, and decentralization mean when you trade cryptocurrencies... If you don't read, you might say: "MMP, it's dropped again!"

3 A Joke Between Bitcoin and God A young man prayed to God: "God, grant me a path to wealth like Bitcoin." The next day, he found a note under his pillow that read "EOS." Decades later, this ragged old man arrived in heaven, and God asked him: "Didn’t I give you a path to wealth?" The old man cried out in pain: "Photography ruins three generations, a DSLR destroys a lifetime..." (implying failure in trading cryptocurrencies)

4 The contrast between speculation and reality. The big brother who traded cryptocurrencies won 5 million. The reporter asked: How do you plan to spend it? The big brother calmly replied: First, I'll pay back the money I borrowed in previous years. The reporter then asked: What about the rest? The big brother: I'll pay off the rest slowly...

5 The "inspirational" goal of the crypto world: Brother A: I have a small goal, to earn 10 million this year! Six months later, Sister B asks: How much of the goal have you completed? Brother A: Not bad, I'm only 15 million short now.

6 The Dialogue Between the Zen Master and the Trader The trader confides in the Zen master: I feel a lot of pressure trading cryptocurrencies every day, I can't eat well or sleep well... The Zen master covers his left chest with his right hand and remains silent. The trader asks again: Are you saying to stay true to the original intention and have hope for the future? The Zen master shakes his head: Keep your distance from me, I traded cryptocurrencies too before I became a monk, hearing you talk like this makes me feel anxious inside...

7 The "romantic" promise in the crypto world: a small investor promises his girlfriend, "Once I get out of this, we will get married." The girlfriend silently replies, "This might be the most euphemistic way to break up."