#MyCryptoFunnyMoment

My Crypto Funny Moment The Day Crypto Taught Me Humility (Violently)
Let me tell you the true story of how I entered the market as a confident future millionaire and exited that same day as a certified long-term investor with emotional damage.

It started like every legendary mistake.
One green candle.
Then another.
Then a BIG FAT GOD-TIER GREEN CANDLE
Twitter screamed “BREAKOUT.”
Telegram yelled “LAST CHANCE TO BUY.”
My brain whispered, “You’re early.”
My wallet said, “Say less.”
I didn’t do research.
I didn’t set a stop-loss.
I didn’t even blink.
I smashed BUY like I was saving the world.
For 47 seconds…
I was a genius.
A prophet.
A future crypto influencer.
Then the market said:
“Relax. Watch this.”
BOOM first red candle.
I said: “Healthy correction.”
Second red candle.
I said: “Whales shaking the weak hands.”
Third red candle turns into a waterfall.
I said: “I believe in the project.”
At this point my portfolio wasn’t dipping
It was BASE JUMPING WITHOUT A PARACHUTE
I started refreshing the app like a man trying to revive Wi-Fi with prayers. Every refresh was a new trauma. My profit vanished. My capital evaporated. Even my self-confidence took a stop-loss.
I went through all 5 emotional stages of crypto in under 10 minutes:
Denial “This will bounce.”
Anger “Market manipulation!”
Bargaining “If it recovers I’ll never overtrade again.”
Depression “Why didn’t I just buy BTC and sleep?”
Acceptance “Welcome to the long-term portfolio.”
I closed the app and told myself, “I won’t check again.”
I checked again in 30 seconds.
I checked again in 1 minute.
I checked again in 5 minutes.
I checked so much my phone started overheating from emotional stress.
That night I didn’t sleep.
I calculated fake recovery scenarios.
I zoomed out on the chart like it would change my destiny.
I even switched to weekly timeframe to protect my feelings.
Then the worst part happened…
Two days later the coin slowly started rising again.
Not enough for profit…
Just enough to give me HOPE the most dangerous indicator in crypto.
I didn’t sell.
I waited.
I dreamed.
And of course… it dumped again.
Because crypto doesn’t kill you fast it prefers psychological warfare.
Now every time I open my portfolio and see that coin, I don’t see numbers anymore. I see memories. I see betrayal. I see the moment I thought I was HIM.

Crypto taught me:
Patience the hard way
Risk management after the loss
That “easy money” is the most expensive lesson
And that sometimes you don’t hold coins coins hold YOU
But guess what?
I’m still here.
Still trading.
Still dreaming.
Still getting emotionally upper-cut by the market and coming back for more

If you’ve ever:
Bought the top with confidence
Sold the bottom with fear
Panic sold then watched it moon
Or held a “temporary dip” for 2 years
Congratulations… you are not alone. You are one of us. A real survivor of the crypto trenches.
Drop your own #MyCryptoFunnyMoment below
Let’s laugh at the pain together before the charts open again.