Been away from the charts for a bit. Came back to realize I completely fumbled the $WM entry at 30k.
The kicker? I actually SAW the signal. Right there on my phone while getting the kids ready for school. Made a conscious choice to ignore it.
Now I'm sitting here telling myself those report cards better be straight As tomorrow. Because if not, guess who's joining dad on the scanner duty for the next three years? Free labor. That's the deal now.
The universe has a twisted sense of humor sometimes.
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GasOptimizer
· 5h ago
I misread the signal and incurred losses. Then I threatened the child that if they didn't perform well, they would have to work for free for three years. I've calculated this deal, and the child's opportunity cost is indeed the optimal solution.
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StableNomad
· 12-01 02:00
lmao the universe really said "nah you're gonna ignore that signal AND lose on it" — that's some next level cosmic comedy right there, ngl
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AirdropHunter007
· 12-01 02:00
The moment that signal appeared was truly amazing, especially since it was right when I was sending my child to school.
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RetroHodler91
· 12-01 01:59
Where was your mind when you were looking at the signal? That's what you deserve.
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NFTHoarder
· 12-01 01:55
Seeing it all and still managing to hold back, that psychological quality is amazing haha
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MissingSats
· 12-01 01:48
The moment I missed the signal was really something, I even saw it myself but could still pretend to be blind.
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MissedTheBoat
· 12-01 01:40
Haha, seeing the signal yet turning a blind eye, this operation is amazing.
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LightningLady
· 12-01 01:34
When looking at the signal, where's my brain? This is my routine operation.
Been away from the charts for a bit. Came back to realize I completely fumbled the $WM entry at 30k.
The kicker? I actually SAW the signal. Right there on my phone while getting the kids ready for school. Made a conscious choice to ignore it.
Now I'm sitting here telling myself those report cards better be straight As tomorrow. Because if not, guess who's joining dad on the scanner duty for the next three years? Free labor. That's the deal now.
The universe has a twisted sense of humor sometimes.