#我的币圈搞笑瞬间

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Title: "To the New Leeks of 2030: Some Classics Never Go Out of Style"

Hey, survivors of the crypto world! I heard the market has been on a rollercoaster ride again recently? Watching the new folks in a panic reminds us old holders of those years when we shared jokes together.

Some classics, just like Bitcoin's four-year halving cycle, will always be re-enacted in a different way.

1. About Bottom Fishing
Back then, we bought at the halfway up the mountain.
Now you are bottom-fishing, and you are in lunar orbit.
Back then, we were "eating noodles with the lights off", and now you are "closing the exchange app and pretending not to see".
But the essence remains: as long as I don't sell, the big players can't cut me off!

2. Regarding "bullish news"
In the past, bullish sentiments were associated with "institutional entry" and "technical breakthroughs."
Now, the good news is "a certain celebrity posted a Martian text tweet" and "a certain metaverse land is next to a piece of virtual swamp land."
We were deceived by "news" back then, and you are now deceived by "mysticism." Progress has been made, but not much.

3. About Asset Security
In the past, the safest place was the trading platform because others couldn't find it.
Now, the safest place is a decentralized cold wallet, because even I can't find it.
Private key mnemonic? I tattooed it on my cat's tail, and then it ran away from home.

4. About Mindset
Our mentality is: "If it goes up, it's my victory; if it goes down, it's the fault of the bad market."
Your mindset is: "When it goes up, it's the power of the DAO community; when it goes down, it's the conspiracy of the Federal Reserve."
Look, even shifting the blame has become more Web3.

5. To the future you
Remember, in this market:

Every penny you earn is a realization of your understanding of the world.
Every penny you lose is a discount this world gives you for your cognitive shortcomings.
· If you find yourself with negative assets after the discount, don't panic; it means you participated in a "charity auction."

Finally, here is the ultimate blessing from the old chives:
May your position be as resilient as Bitcoin.
May your mindset be as optimistic as Dogecoin.
May your luck be as unlosable as Satoshi Nakamoto's private key!

#币圈生存法则 #老韭菜的自我修养 #Live life with a smile

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Note:

This post uses the form of "old leeks" calling out to "new leeks" to continue the original content's self-deprecating style while adding new era elements (such as DAO, metaverse, Web3, etc.), giving it a sense of "futurism."
· The core logic remains unchanged: use humor to alleviate the helplessness of investment, conveying the core concept of "maintaining rationality and optimistic survival" through laughter.